I Wish That All U.S. Americans Had Maps

This is a paper that I wrote for school. I took a couple cues from Miss Teen U.S.A.

About a month ago, I discovered a horrifying statistic that stated that about twenty percent of “U.S.” Americans can’t find the United States on a world map. I started thinking about why they can’t locate the U.S., and then it hit me like a rock to the face, they don’t have maps. To keep this country the great country it is, we need to get a map to every American. If we don’t try to fight this problem from the source, America may become one of the least intelligent countries in the world. That is why I wish that all Americans had maps.
We must build up a grand future for our children, but we cannot do so, unless if our citizens can locate the U.S. on a world map. I personally believe that this should be a world-wide effort to help out our fellow Americans, and by association, the whole world. We must unite our country, and our world, so that this doesn’t happen to any more countries, and so that we can combat this in the U.S. Countries, like, such as, the Iraq and South Africa, could also help out us with this, and possibly send us maps of their own countries, so we can know how to locate them on a map. Hopefully, our citizens will be able to locate the Iraq and everywhere, like, such as, in a years’ time.
Getting a map to every citizen shouldn’t be hard, and the cost wouldn’t matter, because this is about the future of our country. We could send these maps through the mail or anything, like, such as. We’d be sending off millions of these maps every single day, so the shipping wouldn’t cost much, because they would be bulk mail. These would help out with our education, so we can help out countries like the Iraq and the England. With your help, we can fulfill my wish of getting a map to every American.

I met Al Franken

I braved the storm yesterday to go to Dilworth with Im (foreign exchange student) to go see the future (Democratic) Senator from Minnesota and movie star/former talk show host/former SNL comedian.

I talked with him about the war in Iraq and about the future of the U.S.
And he met Im and talked with him about Indonesia.

I hope school is canceled tomorrow, because that would make this weekend even better!

I mean, first being in the flOw for the PS3 credits, and then meeting Al Franken, and then having over 600 views, 1 comment, a 5 star rating, and 1 favorite on my music video of Final Fantasy XIII to the tune of Ana Ng by They Might Be Giants:

"They Might Be Final, Here Comes The Fantasy!"